Looking to get that acting career off the ground? The Boys Blog has just the on-screen cameo to launch your thespianism into the stratosphere.

If you can stomach the pain, short-term and long-term, you can get a Cowboys tattoo for the opening credits of HBO's "Hard Knocks."

Neither the Cowboys nor HBO will pay for it, it's not their fault if it turns out poorly, you have to be "physically fit" and ... you have to be a white guy. Not a bad gig for half a second of air time. Worth looking into.

Free Cowboys Tattoo. Any Takers? [Merkin Sports]

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