ESPN scoured its message boards this morning to find its cleverest, boldest, most enlightening comment, and chose this one above all others ...

• "Crosby will have his day, but it belongs to Zetterberg right now." — kramerkry471

Previous ESPN Featured Comment of the Day, plus a Featured Deadspin Response or two ...

• "I would only watch golf if it was full contact." — exposrangers

• I would only watch golf if there were gay, Nazi bikers. — KennethAnger (MattinglysSideburns)

• I would only comment on ESPN's message board if I was a loser (Chuckie Hacks 2 and 0)

• what you missed while......oh...uh..this is embarrassing. (dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac)

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