What you missed while AAAAWWWWWWW

• MLB: Dodgers top Angels despite collecting no hits, marking the fifth time in the modern era a team has won with recording any hits. Eh, in the ancient era, they went weeks without hits AND THEY LIKED IT!
• Boxing: Pinoy boy Manny Pacquiano's added bulk doesn't affect his trademark speed, deals 9th round knockout to David Diaz.
• U.S. Men's Olympic Hoops Team: We need our few big men. Dwight Howard: I'm still hurt. Coach K: Schiesse!

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