Our infatuation with University of California pole vaulter Allison Stokke was real at one time, but it seems so childish these days. Simply put, we're over you, Allison. We've moved on (the restraining order helped). Yes, new romance is in the air: Meet Jennifer Mueller, a freshman sprinter at USC who has absolutely no chance of going to the Beijing Olympics, but whom we'll be watching closely anyway. Do me a favor and never malign track in my presence again.
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