Our infatuation with University of California pole vaulter Allison Stokke was real at one time, but it seems so childish these days. Simply put, we're over you, Allison. We've moved on (the restraining order helped). Yes, new romance is in the air: Meet Jennifer Mueller, a freshman sprinter at USC who has absolutely no chance of going to the Beijing Olympics, but whom we'll be watching closely anyway. Do me a favor and never malign track in my presence again.
I think I speak for everyone when I thank Busted Coverage for their new feature, The 2008 Olympics of Hot College Athletes, which featured Jennifer this week and should be a fine addition to our summer. It's good to see something on another site that I can totally get behind.
I know the question you're asking now is, just how good is Mueller in the sprints? She specializes in the 200 and 400 meter dashes, where it appears that she's never finished higher than fifth in any finals. But her times aren't bad, I suppose. Oh, and this will shock you: She's majoring in public relations.
Enjoy the photos while you can, folks. Only a matter of time before her father removes them.