What to watch while rescuing fake babies...
• 7:00 p.m. — MLB: Royals at White Sox. If the Royals can get on some kind of winning streak, maybe they can sneak into the NL West and contend for a playoff spot. [WGN]
• 8:00 p.m. — Movie: Open Range. The thrilling story of a lawless part of frontier-land where Kevin Costner still directs movies. [A&E]
• 9:30 p.m. — NASCAR Nationwide Series: Missouri-Illinois Dodge 250, Madison, Illinois. Good advice. I dodge Illinois and Missouri whenever possible. [ESPN2]

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