To Watch Tonight

What to watch as you enjoy a garage-full of beer ...
• Cycling: Tour de France, stage 16, Cuneo, Italy to Jausiers, France (8 p.m., ET). I'll bring the dzballs. [Versus]
• MLB: Chicago Cubs at Arizona (9:30 p.m., ET). Soriano return imminent? [WGN]
• WNBA: Los Angeles at Detroit (7 p.m., ET). Unplug the phone. [ESPN2]