What to watch after telling the World's Oldest Joke and still getting a laugh ...
• Basketball: U.S. men's national team vs. Turkey, at Macau (5 p.m., ET, taped). May involve an actual turkey. [ESPN2]
• Extreme sports: X Games, at Los Angeles (9 p.m., ET). I'll be blowin' you up as soon as I buy some new biscuits. [ESPN]
• Golf: PGA Tour, Legends Reno-Tahoe Open, first round, at Reno (6:30 p.m., ET) See you at Circus Circus. [Golf Channel]

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