Of course, I know how it feels. But that still doesn't in anyway preclude anyone in Manhattan from punching them if they start Brett!Brett!Brett!-ing throughout the city. This individual was spotted walking along 3rd Avenue and 41st a little after 4 p.m. today. He must be stopped. The camo shorts are nice flourish, though. And why isn't Rachel Nichols behind him? Anyway, do something Olympic-y tonight. The three-headed monster that is the Beijing Bureau begins its assault on The Games tomorrow. Also, if you're in Manhattan, do stop by the Varsity Letters series where you can ask Stefan Fatsis to autograph a book or show off his awkward kicking technique on an empty bottle of Popov's. Come back tomorrow for more giant Big Boxes and lots more to ease you into your sultry August weekend. Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. It was fun to be a Jet fan today [Simon On Sports]