•Next time they'll just make them wear Hazmat suits: "It seems that in Moscow, Idaho, two-piece cheerleading outfits don’t fly. I guess risqué outfits are more offensive in those parts than 70-0 losses. Go figure. Either way, the squad received so many complaints that the two-piecers have been replaced with more conservative ones." [Lion In Oil]

• The Steelers plan to take over Philadelphia: Not a chance, you towel-waving hillbillies. And don't even think about trying to put french fries on your cheesesteak. [Steelcity Crusade]

• An LSU-Auburn preview: No booing! [Stiles Points]

• Natalie Gulbis to Trumpland: Female golfing phenom will appear on next season of "Celebrity Apprentice". Poor thing. [Devil Ball]

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