What to watch after finding out that your best one-legged femaile darts player used to be a man ...
• College football: West Virginia at Colorado (8:30 p.m., ET). Wait, a Thursday night game at Colorado? What? [ESPN]
• MLB: Chicago White Sox at New York Yankees (7 p.m., ET). Yankees as spoilers. What a concept. [WGN]
• Soccer: MLS, New York at Columbus (7 p.m., ET). This game gives me wings ... [ESPN2]
• WNBA: Playoffs, Western Conference semifinals, Game 1, San Antonio at Sacramento (9 p.m., ET). For the life of me I had no idea the playoffs had started. [ESPN2]

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