I've been thinking about this and I think it's a good rule of thumb: One should always take relationship advice from people who record themselves from their parents' basement. A Deadspin reader actually dug out this report from the intrepid Kige Ramsey, in which he takes a break from relentless sports reporting to dispense some valuable tips for the lovelorn.

It's hard to determine which nuggets are more valuable here: What to do on a first date, or how to keep a marriage fresh. It's all enough to put Dr. Phil completely out of business.

"This Is Kige Ramsey For YouTube Relationships" [YouTube]

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