• more about

    #sponsors

    Break Out Your Fashionable Drinking Pants

    It's A Sad Day For Obscure Movies You Don't Care About

    read more: #sponsors

    Do You Think You're A Good Person?

    I just think for right now, we need to treat each other like... meat. Right? Didn't we read that? You need to see me as a - a big - a penis. And you need to be just this huge vagina... to me.

    If you'd like to be a Deadspin advertiser, but you don't want something up your ass while doing it, jump over here. Make it happen, captain.

    This week's superstars:

    • Becks
    • Mike's Election Guide
    •Starwood Hotels
    • TiVo,T-Mobile
    &38226; Unscrew America


    Send an email to A.J. Daulerio, the author of this post, at ajd@deadspin.com.