I just think for right now, we need to treat each other like... meat. Right? Didn't we read that? You need to see me as a - a big - a penis. And you need to be just this huge vagina... to me.
If you'd like to be a Deadspin advertiser, but you don't want something up your ass while doing it, jump over here. Make it happen, captain.
This week's superstars:
• Becks
• Mike's Election Guide
•Starwood Hotels
• TiVo,T-Mobile
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