What to watch while you fight back against boondoggles ...

• WNBA: Eastern Conference Final, Game 3. New York at Detroit (7:00 p.m., ET) Ypsilanti on fire! [ESPN2]
• NFL: Monday Night Football. Baltimore Ravens at Pittsburgt Steelers (9:00 p.m., ET) Hey, is that another sack? [ESPN]
• Movie: "First Blood" (9:00 p.m., ET) Then go eat things that would make a billy goat puke. [Spike]

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