• Wildcat Rider: "Hey Hoff, what's up?"
"Ah, not much. You know, just bein' the Hoff."
"You got anything cookin' this weekend."
"Oh, you know it! Big stuff happening."
"Like what?"
"Eh, maybe go hang in the student section at the Arizona game and take some pictures with my cellphone. I have season tickets, you know?
[silence] [The Sports Culture]

• The price of being Luke Walton: It seems the young Laker has found himself with a crazy female stalker. To be fair, they were following the same Grateful Dead tour. [With Leather]

• A little stick control, please: If Carrie Milbank can't get people to pay attention to hockey, then maybe Lord Stanley should just take his cup back. [The Love Of Sports]

• Powerpuff Girl: Meet Irene Gjoka, Long Island high school football's newest 105-pound bulldog. The answer is: No, because she will you hit you first. [Slanch Report]

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