Sorry for the long outage today. Hopefully some of the posts and comments are showing up now but if not, well, this was completely beyond anyone's control. It's 6:00 and obviously this day is effectively bed-shitted. We'll charge the old girl up again tomorrow and hope for the best. (This girl. Not Carrie Milbank.) So you'll get plenty of today's sports-ish news tomorrow. This new media technology is revolutionary indeed. Ms. Milbank's photos are making the rounds today due to her tennis and hockey knowledge. This is your DUAN!. Talk about her hair or something. Thanks for your continued support of Gawker's technical difficulties. And to end the day, a tongue-twister: A slitted sheet, a sheet I slit, and on this slitted SKEETS I sit. Happy Yom Kippur out there to the chosen ones.