Our head would have exploded at this party; at our old gig, two of the nicest actresses we ever dealt with were Jordana Brewster and Sophia Bush, and yes, it helps that they’re gorgeous … workout tips if you can’t afford the gym … an electoral college blowout? … not only are 80% of Americans broke, but they want to save, except politicians don’t want them to … people drinking tap water essentially results in the loss of 3,300 jobs … Madonna to announce divorce today … a Bull Durham sequel? …

Scottish police seize 240 gallons of booze prior to World Cup qualifier. Yes, the game ended 0-0. (Beautiful Game)

Why is the media ignoring the 4-2 Bucs? (Joe Bucs Fan)

Tampa kid who was suspended for ‘Rayhawk’ haircut is a huge hit with the Rays, ESPN. (Tampa Tribune)

The Nets move to Brooklyn is delayed until 2011. (Star-Ledger)

What it was like to attend the Browns victory over the Giants. (Major League Jerk)

Jimmy Johnson: I’d take Plaxico and Chad Johnson over Terrell Owens. (City of Champs)

An oldie but a goodie: The Rammers sing ‘Ram it.’ (Can’t Stop the Bleeding)

College football coaches as members of Entourage. (4th and Fail)

Even if you don’t like hockey, you’ll like this female talking about it. (Japers’ Rink)

High school football punks get angry, go after refs. (Deadspin)

German female soccer player opts for a career in adult films. (Unprofessional Foul)

Redskins add three former Seahawks, including RB Shaun Alexander. (Washington Times)