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"These pictures were taken @ the Tin Roof in Nashville where Jay Cutler spent homecoming. I guess Jay took the 10-7 loss to Duke pretty hard and wanted to show off his Beirut skills. Picture #2 must have occurred after someone told him that Philip Rivers was a better Beirut player than him." — Andy, from Philadelphia

And after the jump, see Jay Cutler channel his inner Orton....

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