What to watch while you wrap your mouth around this baby ...

• MLB: World Series, Game 5, Part 2, Electric Boogaloo: Tampa Bay Rays at Philadelphia Phillies (8:00 p.m., ET) Why don't we pick this up again next May, when it's nice and warm? [Fox]
• Politics: Barack Obama Political Message (8:00 p.m., ET) He's like the Ron Popeil of politics. [CBS, NBC, Fox and others]
• NBA: Phoenix Suns at San Antonio Spurs (8:00 p.m., ET) Shaq and everyone guarding him already have three fouls. [TNT][ESPN]
• NBA: Los Angeles Lakers at Los Angeles Clippers (10:30 p.m., ET) There's two L.A.s now? How did that happen? [TNT][ESPN]

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