What to watch while you find a plus-size woman (around the clock) ...

• College Football: Northern Illinois Huskies at Ball State Cardinals (8:00 p.m., ET) I think a win here definitely moves BSU past Penn State. [ESPN2]
• NBA: Chicago Bulls at Cleveland Cavaliers (8:00 p.m., ET) What do you think Craig Ehlo's doing right this minute? [ESPN]
• NBA: Denver Nuggets at Golden State Warriors (10:30 p.m., ET) Wouldn't Golden State Nuggets make more sense? [ESPN]
• Movie: "Rocky III" (8:00 p.m. + 10:30 p.m., ET) Prediction? An early bed time. [AMC]

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