What to watch while you try in vain to return that broken eyePod ...

• NCAA Basketball: Presbyterian Blue Hose at Duke Blue Devils (7:00 p.m., ET) Devils vs. an entire religion? I like those odds. [ESPNU]
• NFL: Monday Night Football: San Francisco 49ers at Arizona Cardinals (8:30 p.m., ET) Pro football on Monday night? How cute. [ESPN]
• Series: "Inside The Actor's Studio." Dave Chappelle interviews James Lipton (8:00 p.m., ET) Scrumtrulescent. [Bravo]

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