Where women are concerned, I've always lived my life by a simple rule: Lips which have touched Ben Affleck shall never touch mine. Kevin Youkilis has no such qualms, apparently. The Red Sock got hitched on Tuesday to the lovely Enza Sambataro — Affleck's ex-girlfriend — in front of 120 friends and family members in Cabo, San Lucas. Hmm, how do you say Mazel tov in Spanish? Among the wedding guests were Mike Lowell, Dustin Pedroia and David Ortiz. This line from the Boston Globe story threw me at first, until I realized it had something to do with the designer of the wedding dress: "Enza, who briefly dated Ben Affleck back in the day, wore Vera Wang."

A Newton native and former BC student, Sambataro is the CEO of Youk's charity Hits for Kids, which raised $1 million last year for children's charities and medical research programs in New England and Cincinnati. The couple will spend the offseason in Arizona, where Youkilis is again working out at the Athletes Performance Institute. Before then, the bride and groom will host a "Family Feud"-like fund-raiser Nov. 29 at Mohegan Sun.

Have fun, you crazy kids. Kevin Youkilis Marries Ben Affleck’s Ex [The Big Lead]