What to watch while you seethe with anger all weekend over this crap ...

• College Football: Cincinnati Bearcats at Lousiville Cardinals (8:00 p.m., ET) How can something be a bear and a cat? [ESPN2]
• NBA: Doubleheader: Denver Nuggets at Boston Celtics (8:00 p.m., ET)/Detroit Pistons at Los Angeles Lakers (10:30 p.m., ET) Didn't we just leave this party? [ESPN]
• Movie: "The Wizard of Oz" (8:00 p.m., ET) Defeated by a bucket of water? Seriously? [TBS]

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