I think Randy wins this fight with experience and overall ability. It seems like Lesnar’s best chance of winning is if he can hold someone [down] for three rounds like he did to [Heath] Herring. I don’t think he can do that to Randy. Plus, he has a giant penis tattooed on his chest, which can’t be helpful.Keep it safe out there, everyone. Unless you're Brock Lesnar or Randy Couture, that is.
As you may have heard, tonight there's this little thing on the pay-per-views called UFC 91, an event that will feature many large-muscled men beating the snot out of other large-muscled men while lesser-muscled men cheer them on. The event begins at 9:30pm EST and will culminate in Brock Lesnar and Randy Couture coming together for some hot man-on-man action. Evidently, it's a big deal. So let's take a tour of the blogs and give you a little preview of tonight's action. • Bloody Elbow has in-depth staff predictions for every match of the event. • MMA Mania has the salary information for what Couture and Lesnar are taking home for allowing themselves to be beat into a pulp. • Yahoo's MMA Experts Blog points out that everyone, including your grandma, is betting on Brock Lesnar, meaning you should bet on Couture. Or something like that. Sports odds are confusing. • MMA Junkie says that Randy Couture is as relaxed as ever, which most likely means he just got through with some vigorous masturbation. • But the quote of the day goes to the awesomely-named Mac Danzig over at Sherdog, who prognosticates the outcome of the match: