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• No more car pooling with T.O.: Rowdy The Cowboy is in big trouble with the NFL. And when Mrs. Rowdy finds out that's not his secretary.... [Cowboys Blog]

• Tough, but fair: Baseball writer Tom Haudricort thinks Albert Pujols is the 50th best first baseman in Georgia. [Wrigleyville23]

• Jim, Jimmy or Jimmie: It's good to be named Jim Johnson. No, the other one. [Ride Buyer]

• "Canucks" isn't that clever either: The Canucks need to try a little harder when it comes to making logos. Or they should at least steal the Wonderbread color scheme. [Orland Kurtenblog]

• We're No. 1: How to understand O.J. Mayo's various hand signals. What's the one for "give me a sandwich"? [The Sports Culture]

• LASERS!: The helmet visor! It does nothing! [Dr. Saturday]

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