What to watch while you lie awake during your stomach surgery ...

• NCAA Men: Richmond Spiders vs. Syracuse Orangemen (6:00 p.m., ET) Have you ever seen a spider eat an orange? [ESPN]
• NHL: Minnesota Wild at Pittsburgh Penquins (7:00 p.m., ET) Is this some sort of ice basketball? [Versus]
• NCAA Men: Preseason NIT: St. John's Red Storm vs. Boston College Eagles (7:30 p.m., ET) That John ... what a saint! [ESPN2]
• NCAA Men: Kentucky Wildcats at North Carolina Tar Heels (8:00 p.m., ET) Without Tyler, what's the point of even living? [ESPN]
• NCAA Men: Preseason NIT: Davidson Wildcats vs. Oklahoma Sooners (9:30 p.m., ET) Stephen Curry makes Dell Curry look like the shrimp curry I had for lunch. [ESPN2]
• NCAA Men: Preseason NIT: UAB Blazers vs Arizona Wildcats (11:30 p.m., ET) Enough with the wildcats! [ESPN2]

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