For those about to blog, blogdome@deadspin.com salutes you.

No! Not possible!: All right, welcome back to um ... yeah ... where are we again? [Fan IQ]

He is a snappy dresser: Someone really wants Joe Maddon to be the Sportsman of the Year. Believe it or not, it isn't Joe Maddon! [Bugs and Cranks]

What a shocker: Hey, Mercury Morris is back. Awesome. [Brown Is The New Black]

A Bird Song for Ricky: Loyola (MD) head coach Jimmy Patsos spent sometime at his last game sitting in the stands, hiding from the referees. That's some sound leadership right there. [Rush The Court]

No escape: Are you ready for more Norv Turner, San Diego fans? Too bad, because he's not going anywhere. [Rumors and Rants]

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