What to watch while you just admit what a gigantic nerd you are ...

• College Basketball: Coaches vs. Cancer Classic: Southern Illinois vs. Duke Blue Devils (7:00 p.m., ET) Salukies, Dukies. Dukies, Salukies [ESPN2]
• College Football: Miami Hurricanes vs. Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets (7:30 p.m., ET) Those colors do not go well together. [ESPN]
• NBA: Detroit Pistons at Boston Celtics (8:00 p.m., ET) Unless someone is punching Bill Laimbeer, I'm not interested. [TNT]
• College Basketball: Coaches vs. Cancer Classic: Michigan vs. UCLA (9:00 p.m., ET) Ditto. [ESPN2]
• NBA: Los Angeles Lakers at Phoenix Suns (10:30 p.m., ET) Maybe Kobe will finally answer that question. [TNT]

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