KC Magazine—which is devoted to the City of Kansas, not the Sunshine Band—is currently sponsoring a bachelor and bachelorette auction featuring the sexiest singles in the city, to benefit the local chapter of Big Brothers, Big Sisters. Classy, I know. But I defy you to not reach for your wallet after reading about this handsome devil currently on the block....

Ooh, a double date to a Chiefs game in December! That really is treating a lady right. Just one question: who brings the skeleton?

2008 Singles: Bios and Pictures [more info @ Kintera.org]

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