What to watch while you shop for toys that won't murder your children ...

• College Basketball: Syracuse Orangemen vs. Florida Gators (7:30 p.m., ET) So much orange. [ESPN2]
• NFL: Monday Night Football: Green Bay Packers vs. New Orleans Saints (8:30 p.m., ET). Open up a window and let in the Brees. [ESPN]
• College Basketball: Kansas Jayhawks vs. Washington Huskies (9:30 p.m., ET) Carry on, my wayward sons. [ESPN2]
• College Basketball: Oregon Ducks vs. Alabama Crimson Tide (12:00 a.m., ET) If the Duck floats ... [ESPN2]
• Movie: "Million Dollar Baby" (8:00 p.m., ET) Spoiler alert: Clint Eastwood is old. [AMC]

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