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Wed Feb 10
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As a kid growing up in a town with only one sport, I was forced to find my allegiances elsewhere. Sure, Miami's got the Dolphins — the greatest football team. They take the ball from goal to goal... eh, never mind — but my dad was a Jets fan, and that shit wouldn't fly. So, I thought long and hard, and eventually decided to just pick teams at random. This is how it wound up:
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