By DAULERIO, 2:40 PM on Fri Nov 28 2008, 8,706 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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If your (suspiciously absent) bosses make you come into the office for a half-day of work, and you're already dressed like a Seattle lesbian in oversized flannel dicking around the internet, is 10:30 too soon to tap the Rockies and raid the company beer fridge? -Kat Kangaroo Are you wearing pants underneath the flannel? Doesn't matter. I say tap the Rockies, crank up the Screaming Trees, and carry on with your dicking. Do not fear the consequences.