Email question:

If your (suspiciously absent) bosses make you come into the office for a half-day of work, and you're already dressed like a Seattle lesbian in oversized flannel dicking around the internet, is 10:30 too soon to tap the Rockies and raid the company beer fridge?

-Kat Kangaroo

Are you wearing pants underneath the flannel?

Doesn't matter. I say tap the Rockies, crank up the Screaming Trees, and carry on with your dicking. Do not fear the consequences.