To Watch Tonight

What to watch while you look for your teeth after getting run over by a bullet train ...

• NHL: Tampa Bay Lightning vs. Philadelphia Flyers (7:00 p.m., ET) If only the puck were glowing... [Versus]
• College Basketball: ACC/Big Ten Challenge: Ohio State Buckeyes vs. Miami Hurricanes (7:00 p.m., ET) That looks like pass interference to me. [ESPN]
• College Basketball: ACC/Big Ten Challenge: Iowa Hawkeyes vs. Boston College Eagles (7:00 p.m., ET) Try the other men's room, Hawkeye fans. [ESPNU]
• College Basketball: ACC/Big Ten Challenge: Clemson Tigers vs. Illinois Fighting Illini (7:30 p.m., ET) Needs more Zook. [ESPN2]
• College Basketball: ACC/Big Ten Challenge: Duke Blue Devils vs. Purdue Boilermakers (9:00 p.m., ET) Yes, Duke will save us. [ESPN]
• College Basketball: ACC/Big Ten Challenge: Virginia Cavaliers vs. Minnesota Golden Gophers (9:30 p.m., ET) Five games? Now you're just pushing it. [ESPN2]
• Movie: "Citizen Kane" (8:00 p.m., ET) People will think what I tell them to think. [TCM]