What to watch while you deal with your shortcomings ...

• College Basketball: Big 12/Pac-10 Hardwood Series: USC Trojans vs. Oklahoma Sooners (7:00 p.m., ET) For the national champio....? Oh. Nevermind. [ESPN2]
• College Football: Louisville Cardinals vs. Rutgers Scarlet Knights (7:30 p.m., ET) Too much red for me. [ESPN]
• College Basketball: Big 12/Pac-10 Hardwood Series: UCLA Bruins vs. Texas Longhorns (9:00 p.m., ET) What does LenDale White think of all this? [ESPN2]
• NBA: Phoenix Suns at Dallas Mavericks (8:00 p.m., ET) We're goin' ballistic, Mav! [TNT]
• Special: "Barbara Walters: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2008" (10:00 p.m., ET) Baby Mangino? [ABC]
• NBA: San Antonio Spurs at Denver Nuggets (10:30 p.m., ET) Great ... sloppy seconds. [TNT]
• Movie: "The Bourne Ultimatum" (9:00 p.m., ET) They should have left him alone! [HBO]

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