• Has anyone seen Mill Coleman lately?: A former Michigan State WR has been arrested and may be spending some time in jail. Fortunately, he should be able to escape through those bars because he has no collarbone. [World of Issac]

• In other news: Jets defensive end Shaun Ellis was pulled over on Saturday after speeding with no insurance and marijuana in his car. I guess the New York sports media was too busy to notice. [Jets and Mets]

• Mariners work the pole: Safeco Field: 29 beautiful (visiting) teams, and one really ugly one. [Lion in Oil]

• Baseball, right?: Hey Khalil Greene got traded! That should really help ... somebody? [Here Come The Pretzels]

• Buy early and often: The silver lining of the Herm Edwards Era—no more waiting list for Chiefs season tickets! [Zach Is Here]

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