So a reader happened to be looking over some photos he took at a Nationals-Braves game this summer, and noticed something scrawled on the knob of Brian McCann's bat. Hmmm, is that ...?

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MLB dong? If so, that's very Bill Ripkenesque. Who marks their bats that way? "Hey Francoeur, that's my bat; can't you see the cock on the handle? Yours has the tits!"

One can only hope Topps has the good sense to put this on a card.