...Is not going to be at Detroit Tiger Curtis Granderson's second annual Celebrity Shoot-Out.

Celebrities with Michigan ties, including Miss America Vanessa Sumthinsumthin, former Playmate of the Year Sara Jean Underwood, and ESPN's resident public sot Dana Jacobson are set to participate as well as current and former athletes.

The game is for a good cause, though, supporting the Grand Kids Foundation, which in turn supports Michigan’s Inner City schools. The game is on January 17th and it looks like tickets are still available. If anyone in the Michigan area will be attending this event, please let me know if you'd like volunteer your paparazzi services for the night.

Help a centerfielder out [The Detroit Tigers Weblog] (Via Baseball Musings)

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