Portland Trailblazer Joel Przybilla was fined $7,500 for this altercation with Tyson Chandler last week. For comment on this momentous national story, the media naturally turned to the 83-year-old grandmother of Przybilla's wife.

Stella Stawski, who lives in suburban Milwaukee, told ... anyone who would listen apparently, that the nice young boy who married her granddaughter is totally being treated unfairly, and she has a mind to write David Stern a very strongly worded letter about the matter. That other tall fella totally started it and she's going to keep writing until somebody gives her an acceptable answer. P.S. She is not a crackpot.

Tune in tomorrow for our exclusive one-on-one interview with Rajon Rondo's third cousin, who will give us his take on the illegal defense rule.

Feisty grandma in Joel Przybilla's family mad at NBA over fine [Star-Tribune]
David Stern to feel the wrath of 'The Vanilla Grandmilla' [Ball Don't Lie]

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