• Watch your salami, too: Could Randall Simon return to baseball ... in Milwaukee? I just hope he's been cured of his problem. [Right Field Bleachers]

• Nightmare Ant weeps: Wow, those small Western athletic conferences really take their mascots seriously. Oh, I'm sorry, maybe that should have read: "really don't take their mascots seriously." [Storming The Floor]

• You get a prize with that?: One Canadian minor-league baseball team for sale. Might want to do something about the name though. [LB Armada]

• Losing the war: So who really wins the BC/Jag Off battle? Certainly, not Jeff Jagodzinski if he has to coach the Jets for a living. [Eagle In Atlanta]

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