• Based on a true story: There is an actual movie about a midget basketball team playing against full-size people, with Dennis Rodman as "Himself." Just let that sink in for a minute. [SbB]

• And Bruce Jenner: Not to be outdone by the Winter Classic, Montreal plans to play a game in Olympic Stadium next season. And we all know how well that worked out for the Expos. [Four Habs Fans]

• Bend it like ...?: The coach of Italy's national team says he hasn't found one gay player in his entire 40 years of organized soccer. And trust him ... he looked. [Out Sports]

• Mind, gutter: An 87-year-old man bowled a perfect 300 game, then fell on some ice and didn't break his hip. Yes, he has 15-pound balls. [Rumors and Rants]

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