Well, Jay Glazer looks positively super-fun. Watch Fox Sports' intrepid NFL reporter celebrate 2009 as he perfectly executes the Glazer/Strahan sandwich on the former Mrs. Eddie Murphy. After the jump, of course.

Well, they look like they're having fun. I hope the sweat from his bald pate did not ruin her outfit.

Mr. Strahan appears to be not impressed with Jay Glazer's inseam.

This is Mr. Strahan showing off his spatulated hands. Jay Glazer investigates.

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