We get a massive amount of tips in our inbox each week. Some are pretty interesting, but don't get published for one reason or another.

It's usually because they're just so absurd or really lack even the most tenuous of news angles to give them the go-ahead. Other times it's because they're just absolute horseshit. But every Friday until we get sick of running them, we'll present to you some of these not-so-shiny gems. All items should be treated as [Sic'd]. Enjoy...

It's Not That Skimpy

Not very surprising that she flashed the TV cameras, since she wasn't known for her modesty around the pool in Beijing. Here are a few pics of her at practice, wearing the skimpiest suit I've ever seen on a diver. The one she wore in competition appears to cover a bit more.

This Spam Is Schwag

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You know, someone should really name a sandwich after it

Apparently, there's a discount available ....

Keyshawn did not employ the Rumpy-Pump

Hey guys,

Friend of mine took this at the rose bowl, feel free to post. Not sure if this is pre or post Maualuga getting his grind on.

Do Not Mess With The Jason Whitlock Army

somebody decided to add a little whitlock love to the deadspin wikipedia that i somehow just happened to land on. found it funnier that someone took the time to add anything than what they actually wrote. i wonder how long this will last and/or how much it will escalate, no changes yet on whitlock's wiki page.

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