• Oh, I like this idea: LeBron James continues to give the city of Cleveland hope and inspiration. That's just cruel. [LeBron2010]

• Nothing to see here: So all those NBA teams that fired their coaches ... everything's fixed now, right? [Examiner]

• The_Real_Dr_Shaq: Shaquille O'Neal is getting a doctorate in human resource management. Oh no. If he learns to manage our resources, he'll be unstoppable. [My Hogtown]

• This one only goes to 11: At least one person approves of the new MLB network, which I just learned that I now get on my cable box. I really need to turn on the TV once in a while. [Sharapova's Thigh]

• Virtual David Wright gets around: Take a virtual video game tour of Citi Field and Yankee Stadium. But where's the hot tub? [MTV]

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