Can't say that this isn't a massive disappointment for both Donovan McNabb and my skin, but the scrappy Arizona Cardinals did what the scrappy Arizona Cardinals do, I guess. So did the Eagles, unfortunately.

Anyway, this is my conciliatory post and I congratulate Will and the rest of the 14 people that have followed this team before they were the Buzzsaw. Especially that guy in the blue shirt.

I will follow through on my end of our Mayor's bet. If anyone knows any tattoo artists who are willing to put a buzzsaw on me, well, let me know. This fucking sucks.

I'm off tomorrow. Have a good night.

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