• But did he hit you?: Rodgers says Brett was chilly all year. [Midwest Sports Fans]
• Ed Podolak would kill for this job: In order to help boost attendance, Iowa's D-1 basketball team members are actively chatting up sorority girls to help fill the seats. [Lion In Oil]
• Somebody put a body on him: Utah Valley Stater Ryan Toolson drops 63 points. He's the second player this season to drop 60+ points on an opponent.[Rush The Court]
• Nobody wants to sing with the Nats: So is Andruw Jones their only option left? They should really get Obama to start recruiting free agents for them. [The Nationals Inquirer]
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