Michael Strahan: Master Thespian

With Jay Glazer as "The Glaze": Michael Strahan may get his own sitcom on Fox. Great idea. Just thinking about him trying to act is pretty hilarious. [Big Picture]

Uh oh: Florida will no longer test high school athletes for steroids (because of the economy, naturally.) In other news, mathletes have been placed on the endangered species list. [Bootlegger Sports]

Not really: What's the best part of spring training? Fat guys doing calisthenics! [Getting To First Base]

It's on the Mount Rushmore of pointless TV gimmicks: SportsCenter gets all "Election 2008" with their fancy new touch screen display. So that's why Matthew Stafford has 33 electoral votes? [Tiny Comb]

Sold out?: Pittsburgh Pirates beat writer has his salary (indirectly) paid by the owner of the Pirates. This would fill me with so much rage if my belly wasn't already full with this $6.75 hot dog. [Bucco Blog]