Bless Me Father, For I Have Sinned

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It's been four months since my last confession.

I don't think I like this new creative kind of MLB photo day. Above we see Washington Nationals first baseman Nick Johnson, who must be wondering why he signed with a team that employs a lighting director. What fun. Gahh! What's this one?!