Michael Phelps Is Not The One Who's High Here

Touché: Sheriff Leon Lott puts on a blonde wig to make fun of people who made fun of him. Boy do I feel ... silly? [Inside Charm City]

Bone head-first: Don't try to tell Nick Punto that sliding into first base is a bad idea. He doesn't need your fancy science. [I Dislike Your Favorite Team]

DELETED: So wait ... Carlos Delgado is a Nigerian prince? [Sports Rubbish]

The brownest of the brown liquors: Is Maker's Mark taking a shot at the Wolverines? Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop drinking bourbon. [MGoBlog]

You're gonna poke someone's eye out with that: Someone needs to take away Alex Ovechkin's keys. [Total Pro Sports]