You're probably thinking to yourself, "Hey, did they ever fix the towel dispenser that Jeff Reed broke?" That or you were thinking of pie. Quite often it's pie.
If you don't remember, the Steelers jocose placekicker acted out of character two Saturdays ago by throwing a terrible towel temper tantrum at the Sheetz in New Alexandria, Pennsylvania. The bathroom was out of paper towels at 3 in the morning. Naturally, this was just cause to bitch out the employee behind the counter. Monday he pleaded guilty to criminal mischief and operating under the influence of puffy nipples, both misdemeanors.